If it goes back, what was the damn point?
This is Nicole. She is an amazing Canadian wood-splitting machine.
I have a huge pet peeve about people swinging axes and sledgehammers without using the kinetic chain. You have to use your entire body to get real power in your swing. And in so many movies you see actors just trying to chop things with only their arms. But Nicole has perfect form. And cute pajamas.
I'm not sure if she is technically a lumberjill. I think she just refers to herself as a wood splitter. Either way, she is badass.
I am astonished to see that people are enjoying this post for other reasons than perfect axe-swinging form using the kinetic chain.
Ya'll thristy as heck.
yes i am thirsty, thank you for acknowledging
y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too
In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.
Your Score: 100
I feel like you’re more into fluff and coffee shop AUs
sweet summer child you could not be more wrong
known informally as asperatus clouds, this atmospheric phenomenon gets its name from the latin aspero, which roman poets used to describe the sea as it was roughened by the cold north wind.
though the cause of their formation remains unknown, it is likely that the undulating and lumpy underside is a result of warmer, moister air from above and colder, dryer air from below air meeting at the boundary between the lower and middle atmosphere.
when high level wind passes over rolling terrain, you get the same wavy effect as on the surface of water. but despite their ominous appearance, asperatus clouds tend to dissipate without a storm forming.
photos by (click pic) ken prior and allan gathman in perthshire, scotland; bryan and cherry alexander in qaanaaq, greenland; ti cranium in ohio; robert lurie in cape town, south africa; witta priester in new zealand; jesse klein in wisconsin
ARAVIS ARAVIS ARAVIS
sure, evil bondage can be hot, but wouldn’t you rather someone who can command your attraction through the power of being themselves and brave and intelligent rather than through enchanting you and being very evil???
Sexiest Narnian Bracket Tournament!
That's right, we're doing this. Who do YOU think deserves to be crowned as the sexiest Narnian character?
Round 1 (Part 1)
Polls closed
Jewel vs Peter Pevensie
Queen Helen vs Prince Rilian
Drinian vs Swanwhite
King Lune vs Aravis
Jadis' Sister vs Lady of the Green Kirtle
Miraz vs Lord Bern
Rabadash vs Bree
Ramandu's Daughter vs the Sea Girl
Tirian vs Mrs. Macready
Edmund Pevensie vs Jadis
Shasta/Cor vs Emeth
White Stag vs Maugrim
River God vs Father Time
Trumpkin vs Coriakin
Glenstorm vs Susan Pevensie
Tash vs Glozelle
Round 1 (Part 2)
Polls closed
Corin vs Aslan
Digory Kirke vs Reepicheep
Bacchus vs Lucy Pevensie
Father Christmas vs Mr. Tumnus
Mrs. Beaver vs Anradin Tarkaan
Lasaraleen vs Prunaprismia
Polly Plummer vs Roonwit
Eustace Scrubb vs Aunt Letty
Lord Peridan vs Ramandu
Sallowpad vs Fledge
Jill Pole vs Queen of Harfang
Hwin vs Ram the Great
Rhince vs King Frank
Uncle Andrew vs Oreius
Caspian vs Dr. Cornelius
Mr. Beaver vs The Werewolf
Round 2
Polls closed
Peter Pevensie vs Queen Helen
Swanwhite vs Aravis Tarkheena
Lady of the Green Kirtle vs Miraz
Bree vs Ramandu's Daughter
Tirian vs Edmund Pevensie
Shasta/Cor vs Maugrim
River God vs Trumpkin
Susan Pevensie vs Tash
Corin vs Reepicheep
Bacchus vs Tumnus
Lasaraleen vs Mrs. Beaver
Polly Plummer vs Eustace Scrubb vs Aunt Letty
Lord Peridan vs Sallowpad vs Fledge
Jill Pole vs Hwin
King Frank vs Oreius
Caspian vs The Werewolf
Round 3
Polls closed
Peter Pevensie vs Aravis Tarkheena
Lady of the Green Kirtle vs Ramandu's Daughter
Edmund Pevensie vs Shasta/Cor
River God vs Susan Pevensie
Corin vs Bacchus
Lasaraleen vs Polly Plummer
Fledge vs Jill Pole
Oreius vs Caspian
Round 4
Goes live Feb 16, 11:30am
Aravis Tarkheena vs Lady of the Green Kirtle
Edmund Pevensie vs Susan Pevensie
Bacchus vs Lasaraleen
Jill Pole vs Caspian
Happy voting all!
We've reached Round 4 and things just continue to excite!
Yes, you're seeing that right, Aravis is indeed sexier than High King Peter himself. But can she beat the queen of bondage herself, the Lady of the Green Kirtle?
It's Pevensie against Pevensie with Edmund and Susan--both strong contenders for the ultimate Sexy Narnian title. No telling who's coming out of this one alive.
The God of Being Sexy versus Lasaraleen herself? Either one could give the other a run for their money--and when this is all over, I want a fic of this pairing, stat.
And finally, major upset as Jill Pole finally defeats fan favourite Fledge--but can she withstand the power of Caspian in a sexy purple shirt?
Vote now to find out!
this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see
Oh Mama No - Everything Everywhere All at Once vid by kaydeefalls
This is where you come from, the anchor that you can’t leave behind. For Festivids 2022. Music by Vienna Teng.
a.k.a. mother-daughter relationships are complicated okay
Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
this is one of my favorite posts
Why mentos???
Because it's the Fresh Maker
This truly was made for people old enough to remember these references
